Orphan - You’ll never guess her secret
That sounds more like a challenge than a tag line. Game on movie trailer.
Jason’s top 10 guesses at her secret:
10. She has never seen Forrest Gump, and keeps quiet about it when it comes up.
9. She is the love child of Chris Moyles and Rosie O’Donnell
8. At night, she turns into a man eating gelatinous cube.
7. She is technically french
6. She has never seen the “Panda Sneeze” video on youtube
5. She finds Terry Wogan strangely attractive
4. She can control ants with her mind, but can only make them dig holes
3. Nobody knows it, but shes got a secret smile
2. She claims to be a vegetarian, but when no one is looking at a bbq, she’ll eat a sneaky chicken wing
1. She is actually a decepticon and the whole film is just another shameless Michael Bay “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” plug.
Those are my best guesses. Or that she is evil.
Still, the film actually doesn’t look bad. Go and see it!
