Sperm and Oysters…
So you may of seen in the news today that a team of scientists in newcastle have managed to create sperm using stem cells.
Pretty gay guys. Pretty FUCKING gay.
I don’t mean to play top trumps, but I learned to do that when I was like 13. A power I have abused in my time. Give me Miley Cyrus and about 30 seconds and i’ll show you how.
I wish people were this excited when I create sperm.
In all seriousness though, that is a pretty impressive feat. The human race is developing so quickly these days. It seems realistic to assume that I will live to see the first clone in my life time (assuming the god crazies don’t continue to stifle scientific discovery).
Thought of the day: “The world is your oyster”. Ew, Gross. A slimey illusion of class. Pretty accurate really…
